What I feel like
<----- What I look like
The woman in the glass box has always given me good fortunes, whether in Seattle or Santa Barbara. How can I not follow her wisdom??
Husband person...thing...I'M ON A BOAT
HAHAHAHA no, seriously guys. It's not like that. I'm super serial
Hey, that's a pretty sexy washboard you've got there, my good man.
And then I throw in a ninja cake, you know, just to keep you interested.
Me and Kensey contribute to the minty-bubblegumy smelling gum wall.
Just to give a little perspective on how gross it is....and big
APPARENTLY this is the first porn ever discovered. Some strange fellow in one of the shops told us. He was a little creepy.
Look who I met! I had to jump in and save the Avengers from Justin Beiber. They were grateful
But seriously guys, who in the hell would put Justin Beiber with the Avengers???
Anyways it was a pretty AMAZING store fully of comic books and games and amazing TV shows and movies and funny gum and action figures...it was nerd heaven...I was in heaven...
Shot story -
So we sit down on the curb to drink some smoothies and we see this lady - super tan and super asian and super colorful
And she's just BELTING out the national anthem and fluctuating her voice in a way that, if she was a talented singer, would sound good.
Then suddenly she stops and says "Amuricah"
Just, walks away. Aparently she wasn't a street performer after all.
Oh, and the psychotic homeless chick swerving in and out of the street stumbled over to us screaming "GIVE ME A PIPE! PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A PIPE!!"
Gotta love them big cities and their crazy homeless people.