Thursday, November 29, 2012


So they have me training on phones at work so I haven't had my usual lull of doing nothing but blogging and browsing Imgur.

I forgot how amazingly stupid people are. No, literally. Sometimes me and my trainer exchange looks...and I know, that she knows that we have no idea what this person is saying.

Quick post!

Has anyone in this family ever actually seen a chicken?



And I posted this for the duck feeding part. 

What a sexy man.

Anyone else remember this???

The female part of me insists I post this for the women
who know how sexy this is.


Monday, November 26, 2012


Uhhhh Happy late Thanksgiving

My husband got food poisoning Wednesday so we pretty much hung out in bed for our 4 day weekend. Which was totally fine by me.

This is sort off what it's like to love cats.

So...this happens...

I just love the money tucked in their suits

I still don't know how legit this is but it's pretty
hilarious no matter how you *see* it

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Holy Sh** Snacks~

Getting more views than I ever thought possible. Thanks for making me feel loved!!

No kidding, just spent like, 10 hours in the past two days cleaning my apartment. Considering we moved in January and I still hadn't unpacked one of my boxes and we finally got new bookshelves, there was a lot to do. 3 bookshelves of board games, two of books, and one of misc. crafty stuff. And we could still use more.

Though I'm going to trade in my hardback copies of the Inheritance books because, well, there's no way in HELL I'm paying that obscene amount of money that he wants for the damn thing.

And I can't just have SOME hardbound and SOME paperbacks, it's either all of one or all of the other. My anal retentive need for symmetry gets me there.

Also, between mine and my husband's collection we somehow have all (some duplicates) but some of the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings books. We're missing The Return of the King and I don't remember which Harry Potter. Whatever. Lame.


Could Lord of the Rings stand up in a fight against Game of Thrones???

Freaking awesome. Laughed so hard at Boromir vs. Ned Stark. 
And I pretty much agree with everything but the Mountain vs. Gimli. I love Gimli, but dude the Hound CRUSHES everyone. I won't insert spoilers but I think it would make my point.

Speaking of Lord of the Rings...

And Harry Potter. It's the sh**

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”

Or I think that's his quote. Whatever. True story. We're on our way people...

You tell 'em Joker.



Man, sorry this post was so random and all over the place.
I'll do a funnier one next time I'm on, whenever that will be.

I have a hard time posting when I'm not at work. 
Mostly because I'm bored as hell here and there's not much more for me to do than this.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Geek Stuff

I've realized I get like....a sh** ton of views when I post geeky stuff. Maybe I should find more of that.

Anyways, Louis C.K. is one of my all time favorite comedians next to Dave Chapelle.

Since I'm overdrawn and waiting for my check, here's an old (but my favorite) stand up of his about being broke:

Have I posted this before? IDK 
But it's worth it.
All of you guys who think Superman is this stand-up
all around good guy alien should check this site out.

It proves what an a** he really is. 

I'm trying to provide links for all this cool stuff too.
Click on everything. 
And you might find something.

Uh, yeah, BADA**
Love it. So much love this it's not fair.

But you know what I love more?

I have no idea why this is sexy, but it is.
And those - those tattoos. 
So amazing.
Please visit M Flovent, who made these!!! AMAZING
And also his Tumblr which has even more incredible work.

Monday, November 19, 2012


I'm so out of things to say.

I think we all need to 
take a note from this guy's book.

Reality: It's hard to swallow.

Art appreciation time.
Go visit Rantz - his work is phenomenal. 

I think this is a cartoon version of the Tard cat.

Dang straight.

Oh man I wish I knew who this artist is.


This is another artist you MUST check out
They've got the coolest fanart and other amazing stuff.
Sakimichan on deviantart.

Friday, November 16, 2012


Ok, got some fun videos for you today.

Anyone remember the old SNL? I do. I remember it in all its glory.

This skit is by far my favorite though.


"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
And of course for some unknown reason I can't find it on youtube, just Spike TV. Sorry.

Also - this looks way better than GTA to me. Man I can't stop laughing.

Also, in tribute to my favorite Nikita character, Birkhoff, I give you this:

Seriously, in Le Femme Nikita he was
totally my favorite character. 
And then they got Aaron Stanford to play the new Birkhoff - 
Win on both fronts! 
I need to go rewatch Le Femme Nikita. 
Man I loved that show.

Probably a repost but I don't care because it's lovely.

Get your shit together Bob.

I love tard. +1 anything tard.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Slacking Off

I'm totally slacking at work today.

But that's sort of not new...they don't give me much to do here. Just watch the front desk. Joy.

Ya, had to post this. It's just...true...

Also, this is my dad!!
He used to be an editor for like, cheesy B-flicks back in the day, and wound up as an extra in 
Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout.

I've come to realize I love me some Canadians. 
They tend to produce a lot of people/shows I really enjoy.

I want a hedgehog now. Just so I can do this.

Uhm, XKCD is the best. Seriously.

The difference between "Hahaha" and "Bahaha"

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Whistle While You Work

Nothing to say here. ON WITH THE SHOW

EEEEK that face. so cute

Seriously man. Creep. 

I laughed out loud when I saw this.

Oh cat, you dick.

My newest hair color vs. my husband's

Ok I know this is old but come on.
It's hilarious.
He's so happy!!

This is what happened to inspire the potato picture. 
Thanks Imgur!!!