Friday Furries

Ok, so I know there's another website (I'm seriously pulling a blank on this one, sad I know) that does like friday funny cats or something like that...but...I mean the F's match so I had to do it.

Guess we'll see how long I keep up posting this frequently...

I wish I had something clever to say about this, but really, it doesn't need a saying to be hilarious.

Aw, leave that poor shark alone!!

It's so cute I'm going to explode!!!

 WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Wednesday Words of Wisdom

OK - so it's not Wednesday. I was off for a Dr. appointment so I totally forgot to post hahah. Anyways. Here you go.

I suppose that's no the best title for it. But...you know, posting things a little more thinky like. Right-O.

Why would you say that!?!?!

He knows how it is.

That's the way to do it. Like a boss. My very first Doctor, and I love him!!

SERIOUSLY

*snicker*

This, down here. I have something to say about this.

Had some old friends who turned out to be dicks. And one of them recently was saying to people that I hated him. I don't.

I was going to write to him, to let him know because I didn't want him to think that. and then...suddenly...I was just like:

Don't hate him. Don't like him. Don't miss him. Don't give a fox about him either way. It feels good.

Seattle Trip

OK! Got the photos from my Seattle trip I'm going to spam.......

MOTHEREFFINCRUMPETS!!

What I feel like

<----- What I look like

The woman in the glass box has always given me good fortunes, whether in Seattle or Santa Barbara. How can I not follow her wisdom??

Husband person...thing...I'M ON A BOAT

HAHAHAHA no, seriously guys. It's not like that. I'm super serial

Hey, that's a pretty sexy washboard you've got there, my good man. 

And then I throw in a ninja cake, you know, just to keep you interested.

Me and Kensey contribute to the minty-bubblegumy smelling gum wall. 

Just to give a little perspective on how gross it is....and big

APPARENTLY this is the first porn ever discovered. Some strange fellow in one of the shops told us. He was a little creepy.

HOLYSHIT I need to give this to my husband. Nothing's sexier than Irish accents...mmmm

Look who I met! I had to jump in and save the Avengers from Justin Beiber. They were grateful

But seriously guys, who in the hell would put Justin Beiber with the Avengers??? 

Anyways it was a pretty AMAZING store fully of comic books and games and amazing TV shows and movies and funny gum and action figures...it was nerd heaven...I was in heaven...

Shot story - 

So we sit down on the curb to drink some smoothies and we see this lady - super tan and super asian and super colorful

And she's just BELTING out the national anthem and fluctuating her voice in a way that, if she was a talented singer, would sound good.

Then suddenly she stops and says "Amuricah"

And leaves.

Just, walks away. Aparently she wasn't a street performer after all.

Oh, and the psychotic homeless chick swerving in and out of the street stumbled over to us screaming "GIVE ME A PIPE! PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A PIPE!!"

Gotta love them big cities and their crazy homeless people.

Monday Madness

I'm going to start trying to sort some of these pictures by days, methinks. So Monday Madness...time to get some random crazy fun out here.

He is always watching you....waiting...

Don't you forget it!!

It's funny if you get it. If not, google Schrodinger's cat and you might have an idea of why this is humorous.



Whenever some 'nerd girl' or 'gamer girl' posts with large fake glasses talking about how nerdy they are for liking one game, or posing super sexy with a console they don't know how to handle, I'm just like:

I just spent the last 15 hours farming a pet on WoW, and after about 10,500 kills (total, yesterday I only got about 4k) I got it. I've had to tape my glasses together because I was too poor to fix them, and it's not cute. 

You didn't get picked on in school, you didn't have people think you were a freak for playing video games or reading fantasy novels and playing D&D.

 Don't talk to me about that shit.

THAT'S RIGHT I'M AN ELITISTS JUDGEMENTAL WHORE.

Go eat a dick.

Random

My favorite pics of the last few days, and an amazing Monty Python clip:

Get it? o.o

I just love these guys. And not just because of the Avengers. They're all pretty solid actors and silly as well.

 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

"That rabbits dynamite!"

haters

You were mistaken, sir lobster.

Woooah, just spent some time in Seattle. AWESOME.

Seriously.

Pike's Place? Amazing market full of all sorts of fun. AND CRUMPETS. Holy crap. I'm in love. Yum yum.

Anyways, they have these fish stands where these guys seriously throw the hugest fish you've ever seen about, all willy nilly like. It's super cool.

I DID NOT TAKE THESE TWO PHOTOS! I couldn't get a good pic of these dudes. But the asian dude was totally there like Fri Sat and Sun.

Talk about working on your feet all day...plus all these guys were all tattooed up and probably the only semi-attractive guys in Seattle. There's really not that many attractive people in Seattle...at least where we were. odd...










I tried to send my phone photos to my gmail and it's not working. I guess I'll upload them later. For now, here's some silly pics, because that's really what this blog is about. Sharing funny photos.

You know, I question the validity of this cat's claim on this cake. I bet it wasn't even his birthday.

OMG I'm laughing so hard I made this my desktop background, and it's not even the right size. But I don't care. This is way more amusing than it should be.

True love.

Ok, this isn't funny as much as badass. Man, I miss this dude. He was so cool. Sad, sad times, but amazing quote, IMHO.

Uh wow, haven't felt like blogging lately. I have a bunch of funny stuff I've found but I'm so lazy! 

This little guy looks so horribly distressed!! HAHAHA

This isn't really funny...just a picture of some of my family. My cousin got married and a bunch of family from California came to visit! It was a blast. We're a very loud, crazy bunch of people

OMG I wish I had said this to my ex boyfriend. Seriously would have been amazing lol

This is absolutely giggle-tastic if you've ever done yoga hahaha.

This cutie reminds me of my kitty Sir Diddymus. Only Sir Diddymus doesn't have the little white patch. But those big adorable eyes...love them.

More Geekery

I'm feeling like a geeky post today is a good idea. I've been so useless the past few days...MAN I've done nothing. I should probably try to get some work done today o.0

This, right here, really awesome crossover. Who doesn't like Calvin and Hobbes. And who doesn't like Trigun. And who didn't want to see them like this??

I was reluctant to post this picture because I don't know who the artist is. But I absolutely love it. The Maxx is one of my all time childhood favorite comics that ever was or ever will be. Twisted, weird, and very moving. 

Oh Tifa, you slut. I'd never have the boobs to cosplay her...though she's my favorite video game character.

This, needs to happen. Justice friends was awesome and I would love to see a live action of this. ^_^