Seattle Trip

OK! Got the photos from my Seattle trip I'm going to spam.......

MOTHEREFFINCRUMPETS!!

What I feel like

<----- What I look like

The woman in the glass box has always given me good fortunes, whether in Seattle or Santa Barbara. How can I not follow her wisdom??

Husband person...thing...I'M ON A BOAT

HAHAHAHA no, seriously guys. It's not like that. I'm super serial

Hey, that's a pretty sexy washboard you've got there, my good man. 

And then I throw in a ninja cake, you know, just to keep you interested.

Me and Kensey contribute to the minty-bubblegumy smelling gum wall. 

Just to give a little perspective on how gross it is....and big

APPARENTLY this is the first porn ever discovered. Some strange fellow in one of the shops told us. He was a little creepy.

HOLYSHIT I need to give this to my husband. Nothing's sexier than Irish accents...mmmm

Look who I met! I had to jump in and save the Avengers from Justin Beiber. They were grateful

But seriously guys, who in the hell would put Justin Beiber with the Avengers??? 

Anyways it was a pretty AMAZING store fully of comic books and games and amazing TV shows and movies and funny gum and action figures...it was nerd heaven...I was in heaven...

Shot story - 

So we sit down on the curb to drink some smoothies and we see this lady - super tan and super asian and super colorful

And she's just BELTING out the national anthem and fluctuating her voice in a way that, if she was a talented singer, would sound good.

Then suddenly she stops and says "Amuricah"

And leaves.

Just, walks away. Aparently she wasn't a street performer after all.

Oh, and the psychotic homeless chick swerving in and out of the street stumbled over to us screaming "GIVE ME A PIPE! PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME A PIPE!!"

Gotta love them big cities and their crazy homeless people.

Woooah, just spent some time in Seattle. AWESOME.

Seriously.

Pike's Place? Amazing market full of all sorts of fun. AND CRUMPETS. Holy crap. I'm in love. Yum yum.

Anyways, they have these fish stands where these guys seriously throw the hugest fish you've ever seen about, all willy nilly like. It's super cool.

I DID NOT TAKE THESE TWO PHOTOS! I couldn't get a good pic of these dudes. But the asian dude was totally there like Fri Sat and Sun.

Talk about working on your feet all day...plus all these guys were all tattooed up and probably the only semi-attractive guys in Seattle. There's really not that many attractive people in Seattle...at least where we were. odd...










I tried to send my phone photos to my gmail and it's not working. I guess I'll upload them later. For now, here's some silly pics, because that's really what this blog is about. Sharing funny photos.

You know, I question the validity of this cat's claim on this cake. I bet it wasn't even his birthday.

OMG I'm laughing so hard I made this my desktop background, and it's not even the right size. But I don't care. This is way more amusing than it should be.

True love.

Ok, this isn't funny as much as badass. Man, I miss this dude. He was so cool. Sad, sad times, but amazing quote, IMHO.