RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I haven't done a spam of crazy photos in awhile. So here. Have some.


Proud parent right here. You go cats.

I feel like this is self explanatory.

 YOU MEAN POPCORN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

I used to have a ferret until he turned into a toilet paper roll.

This isn't my ferret. But still

WHAT IS THIS DELICIOUS SORCERY??!?!!

Planktoooon!!!!

So.
My two supervisors joke around a lot.
And the customer service one decided to start calling the IT guy Plankton, like from Spongebob.

He's never seen Spongebob and didn't know Plankton's name was Sheldon, so when she tried to call him Shelly he wasn't pleased.

He was sick Monday so we decided to decorate his office with various pictures of Plankton. Uhm...so that's my story. One girl did call him Shelly so he fired her five times. But they fire us a lot. :P

These guys don't appreciate being stereotyped.

Seriously, one of my new all-time favorite jokes.

I'm laughing so hard I printed it out and having it taped to my monitor.

In like, 8 years of working at veterinary hospitals, the only time I ever got

bit was by a Chihuahua. They are of the devil.

Speaking of working as a Vet Tech 

(was trained on the job, didn't go to school, so no I most likely can't tell you

why your pet is sick)

Mind = Blown

Anniversary

Yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh

Totally random today.

My husband and I just had our 5th anniversary! Yay! And I painted my nails. They're cute.

And here are some fun pictures I put all over

True story:

Unsure who this artist is but they're freaking awesome

Everybody wants to feel like a sir

 I say to purr

BTW I need to make this

Somehow this is super sexy and I really can't explain why

It's a RUSE

Again, wish I knew the artist that made this amazing piece

SO COOL

Geek Stuff

I've realized I get like....a sh** ton of views when I post geeky stuff. Maybe I should find more of that.

Anyways, Louis C.K. is one of my all time favorite comedians next to Dave Chapelle.

Since I'm overdrawn and waiting for my check, here's an old (but my favorite) stand up of his about being broke:

Have I posted this before? IDK 

But it's worth it.

All of you guys who think Superman is this stand-up

all around good guy alien should check this site out.

Superdickery.com

It proves what an a** he really is. 

Time to whore myself out with some AMAZING geeky wallpapers.

I'm trying to provide links for all this cool stuff too.

Click on everything. 

And you might find something.

Uh, yeah, BADA**

Love it. So much love this it's not fair.

But you know what I love more?

Don't know what's happening here.

Don't care.

I sort of imagine them screaming at some chick's butt like Psy in Gangnam Style.

I see. It's who the F**k cares o'clock.

This is actually my current wallpaper.

I have no idea why this is sexy, but it is.

And those - those tattoos. 

So amazing.

Please visit M Flovent, who made these!!! AMAZING

And also his Tumblr which has even more incredible work.

Blank

I'm so out of things to say.

I think we all need to 

take a note from this guy's book.

LMAO

Reality: It's hard to swallow.

Art appreciation time.

Go visit Rantz - his work is phenomenal. 

I think this is a cartoon version of the Tard cat.

Dang straight.

Oh man I wish I knew who this artist is.

FREAKING LOVE IT

wut

This is another artist you MUST check out

They've got the coolest fanart and other amazing stuff.

Sakimichan on deviantart.

Junk

Junk junk junk junk

Had a good weekend except that I'm sick again. I hate the cold. It's not even that cold but I'm still sick. Stupid sinus infections. T_T

Uhhhh here's some stuff from my friend's facebook feeds.

Whatever. I still like my droid more.

Hahahah I love the slenderman picture. But they should have sent one of the old, creepy ones. 

Hahah I love the banana for the ninth Doctor.

He was my first.

That's right.

This is sort of how I feel about it all.

hahahha

Good thing I look almost the same as I did at 21. 

Don't need to turn the clocks back.

WOW

I didn't post forever. This week was crazy!! I had my Harry Potter Party so the world was a tumble of crafts.

Ok, so we had wands, acceptance letters sent by OWL post, Triwizard cup, pygmi puffs, cats toads, deformed rats, posters of all kinds, sorting hat, letters that had info about people's different wands and houses, really cool wands, all of the Horcuxes, all of the Deathly Hallows, rememberalls and prophecy orbs, dragons, mini suitcases and Tom Riddle's diaries, Quidditch balls, a horrible made Buckbeak, wanted posters, potion bottles, an AMAZING Honeydukes setup, and SO MUCH MORE.

Seriously. 

We are pretty fabulous.

Wish I'd gotten better/more pics...I had Platform 9 3/4 on the door, the train station at the entry way, entrance to Hogwarts and more.

Ok...SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

OMG how is that not the most adorable thing ever?

dang straight

COME ON MAN

I just...I love him...I love him so much...

you sexy bastard

*snicker*